loose change
children outside of wedlock I don't have any loose change, I'm waiting until I get married to have children.
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Wendys, a long establish fast food restaurant in the 20th century, served this peculiar item. Too thick to drink, and too thin to call ice cream. Since most fast food establishments sold milk shakes,...
View Articlebinocfocals
Really thick lenses on spectical that looks like 1/2 binoculars, and 1/2 bifocals. Thus the term binocfocals. I feel bad for that kid. He'll never get a date for the prom wearing those binocfocals on...
View Articlejean benet
The vagina of an adult woman that has been shaved so that when seen isolated looks like the vagina of a seven year old girl. Not sure why women think shaving their pubic hair complete off is sexy. I...
View Articlejacktop
Jacktop is a laptop whose sole use is for the viewing of pornographic material. Often the user has a wire modem in their home so that the jacktop can be carried from room to room. My children, and...
View Articlefresh bread
Good hot gossip. Still warm from the oven, and still fresh in the mind of the person dispensing it. Not day old stale gossip where the gossiper has forgot some of the subtle details that makes gossip...
View ArticleMcConaughey
A guy that always finds an excuse to take his shirt off is "pulling a McConaughey". My neighbor goes to the mailbox shirtless everyday, just to give the neighborhood yentas something to meow...
View ArticleStem
A mini hard-on. Gotten when aroused in a place where you probably should not be aroused. You body won't allow for a full erection, so you feel a stem grow in your pants. I was telling my boys about...
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